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Post by Soulsaver on Apr 18, 2009 8:22:57 GMT -5
"Oh, not fair! I totally can't mindlessly threaten you without Soulsaver eating me for lunch! Oh, well . . ." he paused to contemplate. The same thing he did to his brother, while brilliant at the time, was a bit too infantile. Something more devious, with a bit more finesse.
"I'd probably stalk you for days and discover all of those mysterious secrets that people in power tend to have, like if you have a favorite scratching post in the woods or if you like rolling in flowers to make yourself smell pretty. With luck, I'd get enough dirt to ruin your political life, have you laughed out of the pack, and be able to visit you for harrassment purposes when you wander, cold and alone, outside our border. Or try beating you up in a rage or something." That seemed a good, in-character answer.
"And what would the kind, benevolent alpha male of this pack do were I to say the same to him?" He hoped his joke would be understood and not offend.
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