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Post by adolpha on Feb 27, 2007 15:41:42 GMT -5
gets large net and catches the spam/paper. Throws large basketball-sized compacted balls of spagetti with sauce.
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Post by Soulsaver on Feb 27, 2007 18:11:05 GMT -5
Dodges most of pasta balls while accidently getting hit. Enraged, goes ferociously after next poster with a fluffy kitten.
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Post by Grimm on Apr 26, 2007 11:30:42 GMT -5
Throws a rabid jackalope at the kitten and sprays the next poster with silly-string napalm.
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Post by Soulsaver on Apr 26, 2007 14:58:22 GMT -5
You're cruel. Anyways, runs like crazy. When away, climbs up tree and goes after next poster with a squirt gun, filled with Mountain Dew, and a hive of angry bees.
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Post by Nightmare on Apr 28, 2007 16:49:40 GMT -5
(New at this game but here it goes) Catches Mountain Dew in mouth and distracts angry bees by throwing honey at the next poster.
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Post by Grimm on May 7, 2007 14:34:45 GMT -5
throw Winny the Pooh at the honey, coating him in it, then laughing sadistically as I watch him get stung by the swarm. I then throw his possibly diseased corpse at the next poster.
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Post by Soulsaver on May 7, 2007 16:41:11 GMT -5
You have insulted me with your corpse throwing! Anyways, steps to side; Pooh lands in strategically placed and very convenient grave. From there, I grab my roughly 1000 page English Literature book and use it to bash the next poster over the head.
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Post by adolpha on May 8, 2007 20:27:37 GMT -5
Throws lots of water at the english literature book making it not only all squishy but also unusable. Uses a catapult to launch beans at next poster
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Post by Soulsaver on May 9, 2007 18:26:01 GMT -5
Speedily digs hole into which the beans fall. I cover them up and watch as they magically grow into a massive beanstalk. I climb up it. From that vantage point I launch loads and loads of small, pink, glittery makeup compacts at the next poster.
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Post by Soulsaver on Aug 25, 2007 8:59:31 GMT -5
(Sigh. Nobody's replied to this since MAY. May!))
Attacks myself, I know, I know. Being unafraid of glitter makeup, I dodge all except one, which I catch and use as war point. Then, I shout "charge", and a band of scantily clad native bushes with thorns rush at next poster.
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Post by rayne on Aug 26, 2007 17:11:16 GMT -5
Takes out a box of matches and lights the thorny bushes on fire and atacks next poster with fire and arrows
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Post by Soulsaver on Aug 26, 2007 20:10:33 GMT -5
Combats fire arrows with water ballons attached to arrows. They contact, mid air, and cancel each other out. Attacks next poster with that moldy blob of cream cheese in the back of my fridge, which has strangely transformed into a giant fuzzy monster.
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Post by Grimm on Sept 15, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -5
Feed cheese to the cream cheese monster (guess he didn't know he was lactose intolerant ). The next poster will feel the wrath of my gummy worm baseball bat! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
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Post by Soulsaver on Sept 16, 2007 9:17:36 GMT -5
Grimm, its good to have you back and all, but please . . . I think you may be scaring the other members. . Anyways, your gummy worm baseball bat is not that impressive. I have a portable microwave! I use it to transform the bat into a puddle of sugary ooze! I leave it on the floor, where it waits to attack the next poster by ingesting him/her.
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Post by Grimm on Jan 9, 2008 19:29:28 GMT -5
I will eat the goo first then psychically transfer the pain of my terrible indigestion to the next poster. Oh, and it's my job to scare people...
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