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Post by Soulsaver on Jan 11, 2008 18:01:25 GMT -5
While the insignificant pain affects me, the goo rips out of Grimm's stomach and names me its master. Afterwards, I boil it down and turn it into a lollypop machine gun. The next poster is pelleted with razor-sharp gumdrops.
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Post by adolpha on Jan 18, 2008 23:30:40 GMT -5
I grab a sour cream shooter gun and it shoots globs of sourcream at the lolipops making them plop the ground. I then shoot other taco ingridients at the next poster.
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Post by Soulsaver on Jan 19, 2008 22:23:39 GMT -5
A convenient giant bowl falls from the sky and lands in front of me, filling with taco ingredients and making a salad. I feed said salad to a pack of wild snorkel-blorks who attack the next poster with small bags of sand, pebbles, and Kool-aid.
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Grimm
Loner
What would
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Post by Grimm on Jan 23, 2008 18:56:20 GMT -5
Well, I would reply on normal conditions, but this isn't a normal condition, because YOU KILLED ME!!!
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Post by Soulsaver on Jan 23, 2008 19:36:50 GMT -5
Uhh . . . Okay? How am I supposed to reply to that? And I'm sorry that I killed you. Anyways, buries Grimm with a proper funeral. Afterwards, You-Know-Who (coughkaitiecough) dances on grave and is shooed away. Anyways, spray silly string with powerful acid and red dyes at the next poster.
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 1, 2008 20:05:54 GMT -5
Enters erena riding on top of an angry whale as he swallows the riding lawn-mower in a single breath of air. "Ahahahahah!!!!!! I hereby attack the next person with Mr. Lumpy!!!"
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 1, 2008 20:09:30 GMT -5
Laughs as silly string lands on whale and wonders since when we were in an arena. Seeks shelter up Jack's beanstalk, avoiding Mr. Lumpy and attacking the next poster with a marshmallow and chainsaw.
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 1, 2008 20:15:51 GMT -5
Throws the marshmellow and clogs up the chainsaw. I then snap off the dangerous end of chainsaw and started swinging it at the next poster
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 1, 2008 20:20:46 GMT -5
Curses! My own chainsaw used against me! You fiend! *wink*
Uses magic chopsticks to deflect deadly blow. Gets a flame-thrower turned into laughing gas releaser and aims it at the next poster.
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 1, 2008 20:28:09 GMT -5
Laughs half tah death, but luckily I become intixicated by the gas and I start doing karate on the next poster. Heya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 1, 2008 20:30:37 GMT -5
Come on, you aren't being that silly yet. Try harder, pwetty please?
Anyways, combats karate with psycho Care Bear robot! OOOO! Then uses smuggled Schmoogle-woogle wombat in from under my bed and lets it loose with a T-shirt Bazooka!
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 1, 2008 20:34:33 GMT -5
dances outta the way and comenses with my KISS-OF-DEATH to the next poster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 1, 2008 20:37:54 GMT -5
Kiss of death? Uhh . . . Like a kiss? Eh. Pushes my neighbors dog in the way and avoids it, but offers a hug so as not to offend.
For an attack, orders three thousand pink roses to be placed around next poster, resulting in a massive bee attack!
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 1, 2008 20:44:19 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heheheheh . . . . your pitiful attack has no effect on meh!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!!!!! I now attack the next poster with an uzi in each hand!!!!! X3
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 2, 2008 22:12:40 GMT -5
No fair. Sticks out tongue. Since ignorance is bliss and I have no clue what an uzi is, I use mind powers to make whatever it is blow up. The next poster is then taken by the men in the white suits to Willy Wonka's factory and made into caramel fudge with pecans.
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