Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
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Post by Tsetsuya on Jul 29, 2008 16:42:03 GMT -5
I taste pretty good. XP Blasts the next user with the same uzis (GUNS, AMIE!!!! GUNS!!!!  ) Exept this time they blow out inferno!!!!!!!! AHahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 30, 2008 18:16:10 GMT -5
I am calmly picking daisies when out of nowhere a giant purple robot piloted by a block of Swiss cheese jumps to my defense, shielding me, and then sprays the next water with a solution of glue that crystallizes them to the spot!
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
Posts: 14
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Post by Tsetsuya on Aug 15, 2008 22:14:42 GMT -5
Throws my mom in the way of the Crystalization whilst cocking my head to one side.
"What the?!" BAM! Next user is blammed by a mini-super-ultra-you-die-on-impact-
instanious-owy pistol!!! XD
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Post by Soulsaver on Aug 16, 2008 8:09:22 GMT -5
You tried to shoot me? . . . ? Oh well. STEPS TO THE SIDE DRAMATICALLY! Woosh!
Anyways, having avoided uncertain death in a very simple manner, summons giant Zebratail Swallow Butterfly, Naruto style! Butterfly sweeps me up onto its back. From there, I dance around, throwing rose petals that cut like razors covered in dew drops that burn like acid but taste like tomatoes! They cover a one-thousand square mile radius.
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
Posts: 14
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Post by Tsetsuya on Aug 17, 2008 9:36:41 GMT -5
Takes a truck that drives out of the one-thousand square mile radius. "and you thought
your menuver was simple? Oh well!" Summons my mighty kitten god from the firey pits of hell
to inflct, yes, the true way to inflict MAJOR PAIN upon my foes!!!!! Ahahahah!!!!! It's raining
millions of copies of PAPER!!!!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DEADLY FORCES OF THE EVIL
GOD OF.....*
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
Posts: 14
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Post by Tsetsuya on Aug 17, 2008 9:38:22 GMT -5
DAMN, GOD-FORSAKEN PEICE OF CRAP!!!!!!! where was I? Or yes!!!!
PAPER CUTS!!!!!!!! And...it is that, that I attack thy next player with!!!!! Grr!!! XD
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Post by Soulsaver on Aug 17, 2008 17:51:05 GMT -5
Takes giant flamethrower and burns papers before they can continue descent and cut me! Takes ashes, along with several other unpleasant things (toe nail clippings, pencil shavings, expired dairy products), turns them into seemingly innocent cookies and feeds them to the unsuspecting next poster.
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Tsetsuya
Loner
Get high on coffee, not drugs ~_^
Posts: 14
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Post by Tsetsuya on Aug 17, 2008 21:09:42 GMT -5
Narrows eyes Cruelly. "How stupid do you think I am? There's a toe nail sticking out of one of your cookies, Dude!!!! o.o :S" Steps on all the cookies. "Ahahahaha!!!!! Take that, and that, and one of these!!!!!! Hehe!!!!!!" Puts on a pair of giant steel-toe boots that could easily crush an 18-wheeler and tramples after the next poster with them!!!!! |
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Post by Soulsaver on Aug 18, 2008 9:52:40 GMT -5
Gets my own boots and challenges previous poster to a crushing competition! However, while previous poster is distracted by kicking in a semi truck, I push her off bridge! She lands quite pleasantly on the next poster, though the next poster is crushed.
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Post by Soulsaver on Jul 6, 2010 15:08:50 GMT -5
Eep! I've been crushed! Man, that certainly backfired. Ah well. I get an bike tire air pump and inflate myself, undoing the crush damage, and use the pump to bash the next poster over the head.
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) Exept this time they